did you know : dating is a myth, intimacy is a government-sponsored lie and kissing has been debunked as an urban legend. all those couples you’ve seen? they’re fucking with you, dude
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I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
me when i'm broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998
thinking about how my friend made this track at 4am, thought it was absolute fire, only to listen to it later and realize that maybe only switching between two bass samples and putting voice modifiers probably wasn’t the best idea,,,,,,, then there’s the lyrics,,,,
For those wondering, yes, Cruella's mom was killed onscreen by dalmatians, and yes, it is The Best Scene in the Movie.
(This is the only screen recording I was able to capture without cackling like an insane person over the audio.)
There really aren’t any words…
me applying for a job
interviewer: sir the only thing you've written on this application is "I love hell" in really big letters
me, lighting the contents of the trashcan on fire: i'm sorry are you talking to me
Polyamory: Because why settle for going through the awful crush phase only /once/